- Me: -Sitting at my desk, reading-
- Girl 1: Oh. My. God. Like, One Direction is so totally hot. But I don't like that one, uhh, what's his name... Zayn!
- Me: -Head snaps up-
- Girl 2: Oh. I LOVE him. But I don't like that other one... Niall! (She pronounced it nail)
- Me: -Thinking to self- Keep calm. Just ignore them.
- Girl 3: I know! I'm like, such a super-fan!
- Girl 1: Me too!
- Girl 2: Oh my god, me too!
- Girl 1: Like, half the stuff I know no one probably knows.
- Girl 3: Same!
- Me: -Breathes deeply, and stares at them-
- Girl 1: Yeah!
- Me: Hey guys?
- All Girls: What?
- Me: Do you have a blog dedicated to them? Do you send HOURS on twitter, praying maybe one of them will notice you? Do you even have ANY clue who Kevin is, or who protested NO? Do you know what Liam's signature dance move is? Yeah. Shut. Up.
- Girls: ....
A Typical Day in Class.
- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
